
I was never obsessed with Barbie. My Barbies were secondary to my fairy villages and leaf piles growing up in a small town North of Boston. The most interested I got in my Barbies was when my Ken doll’s leg popped off and I lost his clothes. At this point I felt rather bad for my Barbies and so Ken became a one-legged-nudist-polygamist and they all lived in (except for Ken, because as I mentioned before, I lost his one-piece tux jumpsuit) in their ballgowns in a compound under my bed. I never had a Barbie Dream House: I had a dustbunny dreamhouse.
While I was in graduate school, I was re-introduced to the joy of Barbie-esque dolls with the introduction of Fulla. Fulla is an 11 1/2″ plastic Muslimah manufactured by New Boy Toys in Syria and I am totally obsessed with her. I have three Fulla dolls (and four Razanne dolls, another version of the Muslimah Barbie doll, but not as cool, eventhough she does have a Girl Scout uniform and of course more Princess Jasmine stuff than I know what to do with—as soon as I do my research, I’m going to give it to my four year old neighbour) and one of them even wears a button that says “I am the Jewish Vote.” I really want the Fulla doll that comes with a luggage cart because she brings back memories of niqaabis and transplants from the empire in Heathrow while flying back and forth between London and the United States.

I brought my Fulla doll in to show my Arabic class and I told them that when I go home at night from teaching them, I close the door to my office and sit on the floor and play with my dolls. I’m pretty sure that they believed me.
I have a Fulla towel, too. Now they have a lunchbox and a notebook and a pool and cereal and I’ve even heard that there’s a Fulla abayya, but I haven’t been able to find one of those yet.
My undergraduate adviser wants me to go to the Gulf and get fluent in Arabic. At first I resisted because I refuse to do anything that man wants me to do (he just wants me to go anywhere where there’s a questionable internet connection, a continent, and an ocean between us), but now that there’s Fulla, I may be convinced. I can say that: “No, I didn’t go to the Gulf because DC told me to, I went because they have Fulla and lots of her!”